I think my vagina is haunted
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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