we have officially lost it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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