sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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