I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She told me I should be a condom model.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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