Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Every concussion has its silver lining
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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