sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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