is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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