Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
ttyl tear gas
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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