I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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