at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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