let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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