we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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