put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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