what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we made out on top of his cat.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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