there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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