I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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