Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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