i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i've created a new STD.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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