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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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