The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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