going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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