The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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