I wish i was in the wii world.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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