do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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