White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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