my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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