Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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