Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
