I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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