At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
