Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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