I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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