The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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