I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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