it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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