It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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