Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
