I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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