No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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