That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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