It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
