New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
