honey bunches of taint.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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