whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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