At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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