Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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