i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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