I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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