Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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