VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i think i just lost a toe
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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