She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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