your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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