we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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