So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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