what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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