This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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