Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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